Born Sad. Fueled by Memes.
Unleashing existential memes and ironic gains, Sad Dog — the emotionally unstable hotdog — isn’t just a memecoin. It’s a full-on vibe. Inspired by Matt Furie’s universe, this hotdog is done being ignored. He’s depressed. He’s delicious. And he’s here to moon.
A Hotdog So Sad, It Had to Become a Token
He’s not your average meme mascot. He’s Sad Dog — a hotdog with feelings. Dripping mustard. Drenched in sorrow. Carved from the same iconic absurdity as Matt Furie’s creations. But this isn’t just a meme for the moment. It’s a community-powered movement of degens and delusion. Whether you’re here to laugh, cry, or 100x ironically — Sad Dog welcomes you to the bun.
Sad Dog recommends MetaMask — the go-to wallet for Ethereum-based tokens. Install it as a browser extension (Chrome, Firefox, Brave) or download the mobile app for iOS/Android. Set up your wallet and safely store your recovery phrase. Never share it with anyone, ever.
To buy $SADDOG, you’ll need ETH in your MetaMask wallet to cover gas fees and swaps. You can buy ETH directly in MetaMask using a card, or use a centralized exchange (like Coinbase or Binance), then withdraw it to your wallet address. Always double-check the address before sending.
Now that you’re funded, head over to Uniswap (app.uniswap.org). Connect your MetaMask wallet, paste the official $SADDOG contract address, select the amount of ETH you want to swap, set your slippage (start at 3–5%), and click swap.
Congrats — you’re now a $SADDOG holder. Welcome to the most emotionally unstable token of 2025. Mint your Sad Dog NFT, set it as your PFP, and wear your sadness proudly on X, Telegram, or wherever the bear market finds you.